Chapter one
From the world of LAMINA
The Boneyard Thieves
Skeletons, spirits, and a lot of noise.
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A quiet little world
They are the loudest thing to ever come out of a quiet little world.
Four musicians. One legend. More chaos than any stage was built to hold.
The Boneyard Thieves arrived the way the best bands do: too loud, too late, and entirely inevitable.
They've headlined the biggest stage in Lamina. Chased by a haunted amphitheatre. Framed by a horde of invisible creatures. Still made every single show.
Jet, Amber, Vamp, and Z — loud, theatrical, occasionally cursed, and never, ever boring.
First dreamt up in 2009. Years later they found their true home in Lamina — and there they've been making noise ever since.
The crew
Meet the Band
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The skeleton in sunglasses.
Jet
Lead vocals
Stylish skeleton, musical genius, incurable prankster — cool as a closed casket.
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The encore was her idea.
Amber
Drums
Eight suitcases, yellow shoes, and the only one who gets the others anywhere on time.
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A fang, a pompadour, and a suit that never quite made it to dawn.
Vamp
Lead guitar
Theatrical vampire, speech-ready, and serious about tea.
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Lime-green trouble.
Z
Bass
Blue hair, permanently nineteen, and Jet's partner in every prank.
Coming soon
Band In Need
- Their instruments are falling apart.
- Their stage clothes won't stay in one piece.
- Their sold-out festival at the legendary Marro Fields is only days away.
Is it sabotage? A curse? Or — as one small voice insists — a ghost?
Find out in Band In Need.
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Walking Again
A first taste of the noise. The record drops when the crew is ready — no autoplay, no rush.
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